LOVE MY MOMMA

I tried to do a photo shoot with Achilles today but she wouldn’t smile

then she got bitey

so we both just gave up 

never got a good one

to show her appreciation on Mother’s Day this year, Achilles pooped in the middle of the ramp leading into my house <3 <3 <3

WAITING FOR MOM TO COME HOME. I got her a sugar cookie bouquet for Mother’s Day (!!) and
of
course
Dad and Achilles had to photobomb it

LESLIE. this is our first Mother’s Day as mothers. do you realize

i can’t stop watching this

Today was the BEST. i like this boy so much

with HD pictures on my iPhone I can see the FACE PORES of people in pictures. I love to zoom in and look at people’s face pores

everyone please. wash your hands for 20 seconds

next time I kiss a boy I’m going to start it off by whispering “let me be your hero” like Enrique Iglesias

Last night I got 4.5 hours of sleep and woke up so early this morning in a reeeally good mood. I’ve sent 3 Facebook messages to COMPLETELY random people, complimenting them about things that I know so little about. Seriously people that I never planned on speaking to in my whole life

“The right people will love you for your quirkiness. The wrong ones will do you a favor by stepping out of the way. Don’t see rejection as a plight against your person, but rather just a favor that a stranger did for you. You won’t want to be with someone who doesn’t love the you that you love.”

— via

Today I wore a bra that used to fit me perfectly but now it’s SIGNIFICANTLY too big on me.

I am

shrinking

shrinking

gone

Mom refuses to call Achilles by her full name. Achilles Jones

nothing cool ever happens on a WEDNESDAY

SALMAN 

I finally found somebody that loves picnics as much as I do !!!!!!!! so many lunches, so many adventures

behold a pale horse

HAM SANDWICH BIRTHDAY CAKE ((happy birthday))