I shouted at Jenson to “get in my belly” and he just looked at me weird. I don’t know is that sexual?? or just uncomfortable

shoutout to Hannah Montana in my testimony tomorrow/Sunday

seriously though I’m using a song by Miley Cyrus to make a point

Mom cut Achilles’ head hair and not her body hair so now she looks like a field hockey player

Boy Scouts not allowing gay people in their troops IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER

Dad is wearing the paper pants he got at the hospital when he got x-rayed 3 weeks ago

Dad is sneaking up behind me and whispering “you mad, bro?” “you actin like you mad” “why you mad, bro?” and following me around the house. then he screams “SHE MAD” loud in the kitchen

Marion just came up to my while I’m working out and complimented me on my boobs, told me what to do “if I want to make them look even better.” I think I’ll never stop working here

this week has just completely broken my heart

sometimes I just want to throw Achilles in the trash can LIKE THIS MORNING. so many tears, such a disobedient dog

crazy world, lotta smells

fourth time this week that I’ve been to Tropical Smoothie for dinner.
chicken pesto flatbread, y’all

smoothieshavesomuchsugar. be careful everyone

her legs were funny to me

Mom convinced me to eat Greek yogurt and it feels like school glue in my mouth. in muh mouf

one of my ex boyfriends is married with a child ISN’T THAT WEIRD

AS IF IT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE for me to love Beyonce any more than i already did. i do and this documentary is worth watching so much

also it made me forget about things that happened today for a little bit. my heart is so sad

I can’t believe how insensitive some people are

I just taught Achilles to roll over and she’s rolling rapid fire now. No more walking- just rolling. it’s so funny

Pete from Hope church asked me to give my testimony this Sunday! HOW COOL IS THIS GOING TO BE

the answer is really cool. i’m stoked

I have a sports bra that I only wear when I do marathons. Can anyone please tell me how dumb that is