Mom is playing Pit Bull quietly in her office

it’s the first day of spring but no one cares because we’re all staying inside like a bunch of tired bears

oh my gosh these shoes

Mom keeps calling Achilles a cat to agitate me

there are so many SO MUCH FUN 5ks in Richmond in May. Someone do them with me seriously

I wish I had Beyonce’s voice so I could make you guys a video of the song I just made up for Achilles. It’s funny

I make so many funny and developed jokes but mom never laughs

Achilles woke me up by stepping on my head this morning

pay attention

“what does Achilles have in her mouth? is that a bone??”

no

she had a hard turd in her mouth. Achilles chewing on a self-turd

me & Forrest

I have an interview at the Henrico Parks and Recreation Department today

so basically

Dad is singing The Lumineers to me at the marathon start line

ABOUT TO START
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mom is being photobombed

sisteeees

also look at my eye. i can’t fix it

AT THE RACE EXPO
so much green hair, so many shamrocks

“If I’m going to take a shower, I’m going to do it to music” say Dad.

AND HE TURNED ON HALLOWEEN MUSIC

Mom is using the word “wack” so much lately.

“This hairbrush is wack”
“These Q Tips are wack”
“The shower head is wack”
“You’re wack”

Dad says “whatevs”