checking into this hotel in virginia beach makes me
miss
you
Godwin

why does money smell so weird

here look

Dad is using his hand personality to talk to me tonight

livin life in the friend zone

Mom is making songs out of everything that happens

Achilles went bike riding with me today

Now he made up a song about Tagalongs and singing it to me and mom

Dad has a stash of Girl Scout cookies that he hides in his office and sneaks away to eat them

this made me laugh

dogs don’t use Sharpies

JONATHAN and kristin

I tend to ramble when I have phone interviews

JONATHAN IS COMING SO SOON

I tried to take a picture of me and babe but wouldn’t cooperate

LOOK HOW MISERABLE SHE GOT

Dad is trolling everyone on Call of Duty

Dad’s name on Call of Duty is "Dark Poo". oh my gosh

Achilles destroyed her humping pillow

“let me see your peen”

FAVORITE. now

wooseann:

i almost just peed in my work chair watching this OMG…LIKE WHAT IS THISSSSS