Dad is trolling everyone on Call of Duty

Dad’s name on Call of Duty is "Dark Poo". oh my gosh

Achilles destroyed her humping pillow

“let me see your peen”

FAVORITE. now

wooseann:

i almost just peed in my work chair watching this OMG…LIKE WHAT IS THISSSSS

okay i just watched a video for the marathon and started crying SERIOUSLY. i’m just so excited alright

LAST MINUTE MARATHON

so soon. ohmygosh

wednesday is the day I’ve been dreading most. happy Wednesday everyone

RAIN JACKET

so

meow

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY


2/26/1990 - 9/12/2010

I HAVE TO WEAR THESE TO BED IN THE NIGHTS. i wish during the day. love

last momentz of glassez

I asked Mom what month it is and she said “FEBRUANY”

IT’S TIME FOR A NEW JOB

I told Achilles that she needs to give me space so I can mourn

I SPENT AN AWESOME WEEKEND IN BALTIMORE

TWINSIE
also 4 eyes and fake smiles

achilles and i on a ROAD TRIP 

kind of

also notice dog sweater

I JUST WENT ON A DATE AND ATE BUTTER AND HE TALKED ABOUT HIMSELF TOO MUCH AND I HAD TO DRIVE 40 MINUTES. ugh