screaming goats

what is more cuterus than your uterus

I’M GETTING LASIK SURGERY ON FEBRUARY 28th. this is all happening so fast

i just answered my cell phone saying “Shady Grove YMCA, this is Kristin.”

OOPS. i'm a good employee

mom just called me a sexy white girl today

I found a PUPPY TOOTH in my bed this morning.
so I saved it
duh
and I’m going to keep it
duh
and I wish I could have another one to make earrings
creepy

EARRINGS

BEYONCE

I may or may not have just cried watching Beyonce at halftime show

HAPPY SUNDAY from us two

mom really doesn’t like Al Roker

 all of my friends need to know how much I love poptarts

haven’t eaten one in 7 years/can’t because of the sugar content but I think about them every day seriously

SO LOOK AT MY NEW EARRINGS

they’re poptarts, guys

okay Kris drew a picture of me at work today

“here’s some milk”

so I made a profile on blackpeoplemeet.com to see if they’ll kick me off
but
instead
people started sending me messages. UM

chicken drumstick chicken drumstick chicken drumstick

Achilles found out how to let herself out of her cage while we’re gone so when we get home she’s just loungin' 

loungin’ on the furniture

how is she doing it seriously

historyinvolveditself:

snugglebugs pt 2: small edition

SMALL EDITION

I’m sitting by my door and I hear a THUMPING by my bed

and look

she’s doing this nonstop seriously

if i don't have a boyfriend by Spring

achilles and i will go on picnics every week i don’t care i’m so excited

isn’t this why i got a dog in the first place

sisteees

3 babes