JONATHAN IS VISITING FROM LONDON
JAKE IS MOVING TO CHARLOTTESVILLE
CASSANDRA IS VISITING FROM CALIFORNIA
ACHILLES IS GETTING SPAYED IN FEBRUARY
I’M VISITING JESSICA THIS SATURDAY
THE NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS ARE SO HAPPY
when I got hurt one of my friends had a wheelchair ramp installed at her front door I forgot about that and how cool it was for her to do it
“ArtsandCrafts McArtsandCraferson”
we’re at and arts and crafts festival
“Jag McJaggerson”
a jaguar car drove by
“WasteofTime McWasteofTimerson”
the art show “Pube McPuberson”
Mom gets so mad when we pronounce Publix like Pubelix
DAD DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP
I’M SORRY FOR ALL THE ACHILLES PICTURES
chase
but I get to see her tonight and it’s the greatest news. mother daughter reunite
I’m excited for valentine’s day this year because it’s a Thursday so I can just get in bed and squeeze Achilles and watch Parks and Rec instead of thinking about my relationship status
one of the strangers I Snap Chatted RESPONDED TO ME. but he’s kind of a bully
his username is “fingers.” everyone send him pictures
Dad: let’s order pizza for dinner
me: okay
Dad: that’s what she said
me: Dad that didn’t work
Dad: your mom didn’t work
me: okay what do really we want for dinner I’m hungry
Dad: Hunger McHungerson
IT TOOK SO LONG TO DECIDE ON FOOD TONIGHT
also look how hard he’s trying
