Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

i have successfully eliminated almost every mean/offsetting/controversial word and behavior from my life. most recently i’ve taken the words “stupid” and “hate” out of my vocabulary

 so if i get mad at you i might call you a snot head. or a salad brain. because it’s the worst insult i know

i’m like a 6 year old now

why am i doing this

i have nothing better to do with my time

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

tonight I finally finished the bottle of shampoo that I bought Spring semester of my senior year at Randolph-Macon. now i can move on

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

Don’t waste your energy trying to change opinions. Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
— Tina Fey
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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I sang this to someone in context today and he didn’t laugh.

what 

a

waste

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

when/if I’m ever pregnant

NO ONE

puts their hand

on my belly. 

guys that’s so gross

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I MISS HER SO MUCH

9 more days

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

“I’m about to destroy these kids”

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

who knew a boy could make me this happy

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I just told someone to “go suck on a leaf”

WHY WAS I IGNORED

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

my journalism professor from college just emailed me to ask if I could come speak to her January class about getting freelance writing published. HOW COOL IS THAT

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also

now that mom is gone, dad is playing his music/tv so loud. Snoop Dogg, Metallica, Breaking Bad, then sound of Dry Bones beating Mario at every Mario Kart track. I play with Dry Bones, obviously

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

Mom took Achilles to Florida this morning

for two weeks until I get there on the 19th. I DIDN’T REALIZE I would miss her so soon, so badly.
like I’ve already looked through my “Achilles” photo album twice and I’ve only been awake 30 minutes oh my gosh

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I’m eating a CHOCOLATE BROWNIE protein bar (ew) at work and a member came up while I was chewing so I looked up and smiled so big. A HUGE PIECE OF BROWN ON MY TOOTH and I’m so sexy

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

GLASSES THAT GAVE ME RASHES

why did my parents allow this

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

my body gets really hot when I’m angry. IS THAT WEIRD ???

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

so much more lovable when she’s house-broken

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

i watched this 20 times AND I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING

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