Mom and Dad going to a Christmas party, leaving me home alone. SHOULDN’T IT BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND

I told Mom she is bad at communication and she started crab-walking around the kitchen saying he’s going I make a sequel to Les Miserables called Les Momables

MOM KRISTIN 3d MOVIE

as close as we got

revenges

I saw Lincoln today and fell asleep twice, heads up everyone

JULIA I LOOKED FOR LUKE SO MUCH BUT DIDN’T SEE HIM. probably snoozed right through it

I can actually feel my bladder spasming oh my gosh it’s so weird but I’m being serious

“Pick a shard, any shard.”

Hahahhahaha I was talking about glass but no one understood

GIANTS/REDSKINS TONIGHT.

Giants winning duh

update: Giants lost

I’m eating alone at the sushi restaurant tonight, trying to look like I’m doing something important on my phone BUT ALL I’M REALLY DOING IS LOOKING AT YOUR REBLOGGED PICTURES OF BOOTYS. but my waiter is so attractive. no regrets

if anyone saw what i google i would have 0 friends

MERRY CHRISTMAS MADISON

OH MY GOSH ANOTHER ONE

Okay I applied for a job and I didn’t get it so I give up. SGYMCA FOR LIFE

bite puppy

LOOK HOW MEAN SHE’S BEING

WE BOUGHT FUJI APPLES AND GREEN BANANAS AT COSTCO I AM SO HAPPY TODAY

Philippians 3:20-21

But we are citizens of heaven, where the Lord Jesus Christ lives. And we are eagerly waiting for him to return as our Savior. He will take our weak mortal bodies and change them into glorious bodies like his own, using the same power with which he will bring everything under his control.

when I have a boyfriend we’re going to go on so many picnics BECAUSE THEYRE SO MUCH FUN AND NOBODY EVER WANTS TO

Achilles in her bathrobe