CHRISTMAS DESSERTS

TGISunday

BETHANY FOR THE WEEKEND !!! and wearing Beyonce earrings, merry christmas from me

I stalked the guy at the sushi restaurant, found out his hours, found out he works all day on Saturday. YES I’M PLANNING ACCORDINGLY.

he’s just really attractive okay. sue me

my dog wiped her butt on the floor and i whispered "you’re disgusting" and she stopped and barked at me and started wiping her butt on the floor again. so smart, so proud

Baby watching Parks and Rec with me

okay the movie was really good. who would’ve guessed

I DON’T WANT TO SEE SKYFALL BUT I HAVE TO

if you drink skim milk more people will like you

Achilles meet godmother

ok this has been bugging me since yesterday who came up with the word lunch 

found this gem, never posted

have you ever eaten something and halfway through you felt like you wanted to die and just spit the food out and quit eating
the sushi I just ate had ROMAINE LETTUCE in it. but I had to pretend because dad bought it and that’s rude

i just clicked on my blog and whispered “rated e for everyone” to my computer oh my gosh why

Achilles is a freaking TINKLEPOT. all over the floor, so often so much

I CAN’T GET OUT OF BED. baby in the way

Achilles peed on the 8th stair so I had to step transfer up the steps to clean it up. OH MY GOSH WHAT A PAIN

people are so disappointing so much

I never understand when someone tries to annoy someone on purpose. It’s just kind of frustrating.

so everyone

please stop