this piece of my computer broke and fell in my bed tonight AND I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A FAKE EYE
also i’m sorry for the face i’m making. it was hard to line it up and this is the best one i got before i lost the piece
I’m in the Short Pump movie theater parking lot with my windows down/listening to Snoop Dogg/eating so much sushi right now. people are staring hard. jealous of my good looks
I listened to it on the way home tonight and turned all the way up when I decided to dedicate to Scott
shoutout to LeslieMadisonKatieJaelyn
also. I just love Beyonce
I’m going to start databasing all the funny embarrassing times I fall out of my chair in public. Let’s all just laugh it off
we threw a party, invited 15 people. it started AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO and no one is here. look how much food
I haven’t literally eaten all day. Ordered a mojito at dinner and 4 SIPS IN I’ve just completely lost my balance
“You inhabit a fallen, disjoined world, where things are constantly unraveling around the edges. Only a vibrant relationship with Me can keep you from coming unraveled too.”