my sister’s cat screamed the whole time she was pooping
IT WAS SO LOUD I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
Mom and I have been driving for 4 hourssss listening to To Kill A Mockingbird audio book. HAVING FUN except for Cody drool on my ipad screen
Mom and Dad LEFT ME tonight to go to a party. My plans bagged on me so I’m home alone with a pound of sushi and Netflix
weeeeeeeeee Friday nightz
I ordered so much sushi for take-out tonight that they gave me two pair of chopsticks
noooope. all for me
TONIGHT
AND THE CUPCAKES
AND THE BIRTHDAYS
AND THE FRIENDS
AND NICK
AND $250,000
my night was so happy. thank you julia!
Automatic soap dispenser that I showed you before.
I’m in my room and can hear it making dispensing-soap-sounds over and over, like 8 times. So when I rushed to the bathroom there was A PILE of soap in my sink wasted.
household appliances are turning on me.
I cleaned my hands so clean
I took this picture to show you the sweat that I made this morning while riding my bike because I’M PROUD OF IT BECAUSE I LOVE IT. but you literally can’t see anything so I drew it in
i’m just so proud
someone gave me me an sensor/automatic soap dispenser
HOW LAZY WE ARE
it is pretty cool though. all I have to do is insert my hand
whenever someone hashtags something I imagine them saying it out of their side mouth. so when you #somethingsexual it’s 100x creepier
am i right
