wedding highlights
Christopher showed me this idea on our third date and said “if we ever get married, I want to do this”
I thought I’ve never had edibles before but mom says she served me a weed chocolate bar 5 years ago that she brought home from Argentina and I didn’t like it HAHA I had no idea. but I also don’t like chocolate so let’s try it in something like a sugar cookie
I’ve lived with Christopher for almost 2 years and I’ve always put my stray hairs in the sink. This week he FINALLY SAID SOMETHING about how inconvenient it is, I’m proud of him. We’re married now but still reaching new levels
Having a cast on my leg is kinda fun because people think THAT’S why I’m in a wheelchair. They think I’m normal!!!!
My wound doctor has an office in the hospital so I’ve been coming every week for 7 months. I park in the “Reserved Parking Towing Enforced” parking spot, I enter through the staff entrance, and I bypass the temperature-taking (for covid). I’m entitled!!!!!!!!
jk, but maybe not
I thought Christopher was bringing the romance underneath the bed sheets but then I realized that he farted and was hot-boxing me. Welcome to marriage, girl
We’ve slept like 10 hours since Thursday, but we just got to Boston for honeymoon and rented a Cadillac. Marriage is pretty sweet so far
I started writing my vows to Christopher in March, he proposed in May, and I got to read them to him YESTERDAY.
Note: my hideous camo blanket in the background, and my fancy plexiglass frame (he has one too don’t worry)
Here my justification for buying 6 new shirts before I got out of bed this morning. So many new clothes recently stoooop me
I have 3 options for wedding night underwear:
1. Plain white underwear (boring)
2. Underwear with a giant squirrel face on them including pop out ears
3. or, underwear that says “got the toots” on the butt. These are my favorite but they’re $13 but I might still do it
***best $13 I’ve spent
(I bought 1 and 3, but I’ll only wear 3. let’s be real)
Ever since I was 16 years old I’ve prayed to God that my face won’t break out on my wedding day, seriously I have. NOWS THE TIME TO DELIVER. so far so good will send updates
I have 3 options for wedding night underwear:
1. Plain white underwear (boring)
2. Underwear with a giant squirrel face on them including pop out ears
3. or, underwear that says “got the toots” on the butt. These are my favorite but they’re $13 but I might still do it
I got the vaccine so I’m sick today and Chris just made me a fruit plate. I can’t belieeeeeeeeve I get to marry this guy. I can’t believe my luck
Dad wants our first dance to be The Climb by Hannah Montana. My father is a 13 year old girl from 2008
All day I’ve been reintroducing myself to Achilles as Patrick. Alsoooooo I’m getting married in 19 days. There’s finally a “1” in the number!!!
All winter I’ve been playing a game with Christopher/really only myself that I try to wipe the snot from my nose on my sleeve without him seeing. Not sure if he has caught me yet and I don’t wanna ask. I’ll never 🎶 grow up. I’ll never 🎶 grow up