I slept on my back/butt last night for the first time in 15 years and it was a BIG exciting and scary because I might’ve gotten a pressure sore DEAL. But what do I do with my hands??

Promo #1 for the tv show based on my book, Date Me. Follow @dateme.show on Instagram for updates!

I got to be an extra in my show! Check out that belly skin

one more video because I’m excited. Today was our first day shooting and it was the coolest ever. stay tuned (tooned) for things and probably pictures and me telling you how COOL AND ODD it is to see these people acting out the horrible dates I went on in 2017. giddy up

belated update: Date Me (my second book) is becoming a tv show! 

see what I mean

sometimes Chris is upset or frustrated or talking passionately and all I can think about is that he’s attractive. I feel bad for not focusing on what he’s saying but I just love him so much.

My face mask smells like farts

My new habit is eating DESSERT after breakfast. Just an Oreo- it’s ok.

So we’re at friend’s house this weekend and Chris just made me an egg and bacon. I should have packed some Oreos in my bag? Lesson learned. Am I too much

I’m trying to do my work but Chris is farting the Star Spangled Banner (with his mouth. don’t worry about us)

Chris taught me how to make QUALITY fart noises so now we do that instead of kiss

ANNOUNCING

kristinbeale:

Date Me (my book) is being made into a tv show! We’re filming in July, and we’re fully casted (me, a fencing rival, my dad, best friend Katie, and 2 men to date) for the pilot episode. I’ll post a video about it on Monday! this is going to be reeeeeally cool

I forgot to post it on Monday, but it’s Saturday so here it is:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/date-me-pilot-filming?fbclid=IwAR1clmbtdX7Xj1rVIiuvQdXwCfzlIEcYYiMV_Jkqh3We5UWpImtekOJWiBA#/

toss a couple bucks! it’s for a GOOD CAUSE: my fame and fortune.

jk - none of my projects make fortune. but one day, maybe?

I just get so EXCITED when I buy 2 new dresses to add to my closet of 200 dresses. we all understand

Chris nicknamed me Baby Biden I cant remember why. But it stuck?

we met with our wedding DJ today —

I told him my favorite artists are Beyoncé and Sinatra, so let’s see what happens here

Achilles was scared of the storm so she farted on Chris’ lap

Now that I’ve flossed regularly for years, the first thing I look at when I talk to people is IN BETWEEN THEIR TEETH. I went to lunch with a guy today and I just wanted to floss ‘em. so gross

All vendors booked, all bridesmaids confirmed, and our flower girls said YES. 9 more months until I marry this guy.

Someone just told me he “cannot imagine a life without your comics,” so that’s why everyone should sign up (www.kristinbeale.com) or follow me (IG @greater.things.comics) 🙃

Now that I have Boob Tape (bra-replacement bought for my wedding dress. ouch? TBD), I can wear any dress I want without straps. I’m very excited the world is my cucumber