so when it’s dark outside and my cul de sac is asleep, I go outside without clothes on.
what
is
wrong with me? (it was beautiful)
Every 6 months I get Botox on my bladder so every 6 months I get to make the “you wont recognize me after tomorrow” Botox jokes but now all my close friend know my JOKE so it doesn’t WORK anymore. I need new ones (friends, not jokes)
I don’t buy [& hardly eat] sugar things so when I’m in the mood for dessert after a meal I’ve been eating vitafusion women’s gummy vitamins. 😞 Kristin, LIVE A LITTLE. please
when I’m alone I speak almost exclusively in a British accent and now I think I’m finally ready to go public
I’m dating a guy who remembered & took off work for Achilles’ HALF birthday so he is someone to keep(?).
update: the night went well but I friend-zoned him
who can I share my (20+) videos of Achilles humping things that won’t get offended?? I have some FOOTAGE.
help
I made a tampon joke to a guy on a dating app yesterday (he didn’t laugh) and I just told another one that I’ve been married twice. so
My wheelchair tire pops every 1-2 years but it has popped twiiiiice [while in florida] this past month. The most inconvenient, ok
Blog Post Title One
It all begins with an idea.
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Blog Post Title Two
It all begins with an idea.
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
Don’t worry about sounding professional. Sound like you. There are over 1.5 billion websites out there, but your story is what’s going to separate this one from the rest. If you read the words back and don’t hear your own voice in your head, that’s a good sign you still have more work to do.
Be clear, be confident and don’t overthink it. The beauty of your story is that it’s going to continue to evolve and your site can evolve with it. Your goal should be to make it feel right for right now. Later will take care of itself. It always does.
Blog Post Title Three
It all begins with an idea.
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
Don’t worry about sounding professional. Sound like you. There are over 1.5 billion websites out there, but your story is what’s going to separate this one from the rest. If you read the words back and don’t hear your own voice in your head, that’s a good sign you still have more work to do.
Be clear, be confident and don’t overthink it. The beauty of your story is that it’s going to continue to evolve and your site can evolve with it. Your goal should be to make it feel right for right now. Later will take care of itself. It always does.
Blog Post Title Four
It all begins with an idea.
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
Don’t worry about sounding professional. Sound like you. There are over 1.5 billion websites out there, but your story is what’s going to separate this one from the rest. If you read the words back and don’t hear your own voice in your head, that’s a good sign you still have more work to do.
Be clear, be confident and don’t overthink it. The beauty of your story is that it’s going to continue to evolve and your site can evolve with it. Your goal should be to make it feel right for right now. Later will take care of itself. It always does.
This is my secret
My parents had a party at their house and I watched their dog lick the top of the mixed nuts then walk away. But I didn’t do anything about it hahahaha
something accidentally kinda creepy I did —
I hit my toe and it started bleeding and dropped on the unfinished floor of my parents’ condo. Tomorrow morning they’re putting carpet in and I’m not going to wash it off so that this will be my room for.ev.er. We’re blood sisters
A v attractive Florida boy told me I have a cute face so I sent him a picture of me in the hospital with chewed food in my mouth & it wide open (to convince him otherwise?? Kristin why).
How to: flirt. Help me.
I started a new pet peeve tonight: people telling me “I make friends everywhere I go because i just I love people. I just talk to anyone.”
We allllllll do. Stop trying to brag about it because I don’t know how to politely express my frustration
I haven’t had to wear underwear or a bra for the past 4 weeks but now I’m out so “you should put those on before we go out tonight, Kristin.” (the outside world might not be all it’s cracked up to be)
I made Mom and Dad listen to Bubba Sparxx - Ms. New Booty on the way home from the hospital (because I’m now the true Ms. New Booty) and Mom loved it, Dad sang along. who are these people