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kristinbeale:

I have ants in my house and I don’t think I want them here but I become

very

sad

when I have to kill one. I don’t know what to do. what do I do about these ants

There are 700 of them now and they are dying in Achilles’ water bowl. death lost has its sting

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I learned how to fence last night, went to a tournament this morning and when I left today hahaha I told 2 new friends “see you in Tokyo.”

(the paraolympics are in Tokyo) (why am I so confident)

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I have ants in my house and I don’t think I want them here but I become

very

sad

when I have to kill one. I don’t know what to do. what do I do about these ants

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I like to text with non-iPhone users because they can’t see when I’m typing so I can leave messages to myself to be found later. Currently:

“Chill on the enthusiasm, Kristin.”

“Don’t text her until Wednesday afternoon at least.”

“He probably has a girlfriend and treated you like woo.”

These all sound like bummers but it’s a great opportunity and coping mechanism I discovered

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I got to pick the restaurant on a first date tonight so I chose a burrito place called Best Friends Forever. subliminal messaging ((friendzoned))

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I wonder if Achilles remembers the first time we met

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I woke up with a black eye(?) on Friday that is primarily located in the corner of my right eye so 1. I didn’t notice it until Friday afternoon (thought it was running mascara) and 2. I can kiiiinda get away with if i don’t mind people thinking I’m slobby (is it running mascara?).

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I cut 5 inches off my hair because maybe it would help me get over liking a boy so much

AND I’M SERIOUS i think it did. If I get a haircut every time my heart is broken I will soon be bobbed, though. but can’t believehowmuchithelped.

“Get a dog” and “cut your hair” are my only advice points now. don’t ask me

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Achilles’ head smells like a tortilla

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A boy on Bumble told me he’s “super happy” I’m in a wheelchair. so. here we go.

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(I have a fever) so I emailed my doctor this morning for an appointment and she said “I was going to check on you today because you looked sick in the Facebook picture you posted this weekend.”

HAHAHA

1. I wasn’t sick at the time of that picture

2. Benefits of Facebook

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I plan to change my sheets tomorrow for the third time in 4 days and I have lost control a little bit. It’s just

very

fun to me. Adult fun

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Go To Sleep by Ludacris is stuck in my head almost every night when I’m lying in bed. it is a curse

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Q of the week:

what do you do when you’re bleeding out of BOTH NOSTRILS. pictures upon request.

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benefits of dating a beautiful man from out of town:

I paint my fingernails a different color when I see him but that’s only on the weekends so I don’t have to have my act together all the time. I’m on my 4th color and bought 2 more today.

(probably goes unnoticed but HOW FUN IS THIS, right?)

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Trick:

a vase-amount of water spilled in my car cup holder and I diiiidn’t want to clean it up so I waited 2 weeks for the water to evaporate. thank you

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I hid from my first door-to-door child salesmen today and it was EXHILERATING.

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I threw up but it was not unlike the smoothie I had for lunch. not mad

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I went to a dance party tonight but I literally just sat on the side and ate cold cauliflower instead of dancing

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Achilles growls at a pit bull who takes walks in our neighborhood but she is

just

a small dog wearing a t shirt

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