I started an Instagram but thankfully I was able to put a picture of Achilles’ lips as my first post. Follow me I’m off to a good start
the Baby Bottle Pop theme song is in my head and it is preventing me from falling asleep tonight
now I have 9 candles that I light when I eat meals and take showers at my house, alone. you know! romantic. no boyfriend in sight
sometimes when I’m lying in bed in the morning I decide to get up because of adult multivitamin gummies. I’ll buy some for everyone who doesn’t have them for Christmas seriously
I made up a song for Achilles about UTIs and I’ve been singing it a lot today it is very funny. Thank God I live alone
Times you shouldn’t use text message
when you’re apologizing and it’s genuine (STOP TEXT MESSAGING YOUR IMPORTANT FEELINGS).
when you’re flaking on plans (shout out to all the boys I’ve dated in the past 3 ½ months).
when you’re asking someone on a date. it’s okay to text message this but a phone call would be ideal (boys are dumb).
there is probably more but I can’t think of them right now becauseIneedtogogetreadyforchurch. but please just learn the basics.
I dressed Achilles up like a lady (beautiful blue sweater dress with a snowflake on it) but she’s skipping around my house humping all things. I am tying to teach etiquette
I went to bed last night in tears because of how terrible I was being treated by someone but then I woke up this morning at like 4am after a dream I had where another dude was mean to me ( /my life reality recently ) and I was dealing with that. But then this song (? weird) was also playing over and over in my head. I FORGOT ABOUT it because it’s not very good and from a long time ago. But I was singing it (not aloud) when I woke up from that dream and after a bad night. IS THIS COOL. maybe it’s the clearest message God has sent me, by way of Hailee Steinfeld and her bad music. or maybe it’s not I don’t know
I’ve started a bad habit of eating a multivitamin for breakfast and having a hunger-headache by 10:30 BUT I DO NOT LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES
Kris and I are looking at flights to New Zealand now— my dreams coming true. My favorite man on my dream vacation WHAT IF I DO
I just went on a date with
BASICALLY
Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. minus the ponytail with the bow. He was beautiful but I might never talk to him again
sometimes Achilles gets really close to my face then blows her snot in my eye or mouth. she is beautiful
Which party would you rather go to:
One that starts at 5:30
or one that starts at 17:30?
AMIRIGHT