Kris and I are looking at flights to New Zealand now— my dreams coming true. My favorite man on my dream vacation WHAT IF I DO
I just went on a date with
BASICALLY
Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. minus the ponytail with the bow. He was beautiful but I might never talk to him again
sometimes Achilles gets really close to my face then blows her snot in my eye or mouth. she is beautiful
Which party would you rather go to:
One that starts at 5:30
or one that starts at 17:30?
AMIRIGHT
I think I enjoy the hunt of the sale of bottles of wine more than I enjoy drinking it? 6 bottles of wine in my refrigerator right now and I just bought 3 more. BUT FOR ONLY $3!!! It’s time for a party
I have Mom trained with a reward/punishment system with emojis similar to how Pavlov trained his dogs. I’ve been working on her for a very long time and finally it works every time
I invited 3 of the boys I’ve been on 2+ dates with in the past 3 weeks over to my house in Saturday. THIS IS EXCITING
I drank a mug of caffeine and planned a Halloween party for this Saturday. Literally laughing and bouncing in my wheelchair cushion while I sent the invitations
Tips for single ladies
Buy Axe deodorant (PUNGENT) and put it on before bed. If you close your eyes and sniff, it might seem like there’s an attractive man lying next to you
Things that annoy me but probably shouldn't:
The new handicap picture. The little man is “in action” to prove that “people in wheelchairs can be active, too.”
Saying “differently abled” instead of “disabled.”
Capitalizing the “a” in disability – disAbility.
Why do people in wheelchairs have to fuss about silly things. And set themselves/everyone in their group even more apart. I want an answer
I renamed a mean physical therapist in my book as Travis, an attractive boy who ghosted me last month.
sweet
sweet
revenge
my next move will be to either birth a child or get an additional dog because young children and dogs will not cancel plans late minute, AMIRIGHT YA’LL
I just sent my FINAL manuscript to the publishing company. (!!) The hardest part of my life is over.