I just ordered 500 business cards with just a large picture of Achilles on them. designed them, ordered them, paid for them all in under 5 minutes.
oops my impulse. my late-at-night impulse
somebody please take me seriously
I threw 2 moldy mangos into my garden because maybe the seeds will come out and a mango tree will grow? This is how I garden
I’m late to dinner because I’m sitting in my car taking stupid-face selfies and sending them to a guy I met 20 minutes ago. who am I
I just ordered 500 business cards with just a large picture of Achilles on them. designed them, ordered them, paid for them all in under 5 minutes.
oops my impulse. my late-at-night impulse
After next Monday I’ll have had plastic surgery and Botox. Both of them are medical vs. cosmetic but I still feel pretty cool about it
A gnat got stuck in my car on the way home from the river and it kept running into my window so I swallowed it
sometimes when I’m inside and Achilles is outside I look at the window and catch her standing in front of the glass, staring at me. just standing there. I feel like I’m a lab rat and she’s a scientist observing my behavior or something. it is creepy
I saw a lady acquaintance at the Dollar Store today and we were talking about how I’m out of work until September, etc.
I’m not bored at home and I don’t know what this analogy means, but I told her “I’m as bored as a lamb.”
She said “bored as a lamb” back to my very quietly and we stood there until - thank God - Mom walked up. I don’t know why that happened
I don’t like spending my money on boring things and a property tax bill is a BORING THING.
The nice comments people are leaving on Facebook are making me cry. I am just so happy to share this
I went on a date tonight and I looked REALLY GOOD but he still didn’t kiss me so now I’m questioning everything