I’m awake at 1am because I’m watching laughing baby videos

Achilles an angel in the outfield

when Achilles coughs she sounds like a human child

I saw a lady acquaintance at the Dollar Store today and we were talking about how I’m out of work until September, etc.
I’m not bored at home and I don’t know what this analogy means, but I told her “I’m as bored as a lamb.”
She said “bored as a lamb” back to my very quietly and we stood there until - thank God - Mom walked up. I don’t know why that happened

I don’t like spending my money on boring things and a property tax bill is a BORING THING.

Happy 4th birthday, Baby Joe

right before Achilles jumped overboard

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The nice comments people are leaving on Facebook are making me cry. I am just so happy to share this

I went on a date tonight and I looked REALLY GOOD but he still didn’t kiss me so now I’m questioning everything

I spy Baby Joe

the most romance in my life these days is a cinnamon candle and FaceTime calls from Katie and Jenna

it’s 2024 and our president is a plant

Achilles doesn’t like the dried peas (?) that are part of her dog food so my living room rug is scattered with peas she spits out of her mouth

I bought 4 new pairs of underwear that are changing my life

I listen to my playlist of 4 Beyoncé albums and Eric Clapton album on shuffle and the artist-mix is dramatic. It’s like I’m confused

whenever I finish a good book I eat the last page

PAINTED. whales and baboon

a side effect of the antibiotic I’m taking is “unconsciousness.” so

Achilles ate a seahorse

We went to a wine tasting tonight and they had free cheese on plates laying out! I found my favorite cheese in the store and told mom to try it because it’s good and she said THAT’S BUTTER.
oh gosh I ate a huge chunk of butter by accident.
I haven’t eaten butter in so long that I thought it was cheese?! I see why everyone likes it so much. also I’m living in regret