I’m taking Prednisone because I lost my hearing.
I’m losing eyesight because I’m taking Prednisone.
I’m Helen Keller deaf mute until I’m off medication on 05/31.
Safe to drive??
ever since February, scraping band aid sticky off my skin has become my favorite hobby/pasttime. I found a diamond in the haystack! Making the best out of a bad situation! Popping my cherries
I got really sad tonight and bought a pack of 3 flasks on eBay. They’re supposed to be for “Camping Emergency Survival” but I’m going to fill them with red wine or seltzer water to look tough
I want to start a Things Kristin Eats While On Prednisone blog because it’s getting funny, kind of pathetic, SO MUCH. for real this time.
If I only have 4 followers on my regular blog let’s think of the followers for that blog:
no one. absolutely no one.
Reaching my Fit Bit step goal is probably the only thing that can make me awake and rolling around my house at 11pm at night (so late). Achilles fell asleep an hour ago.
but I reached my goal on a work day so that deserves acknowledgement. recognition.
The minute Douglas left my house I ate food for 16 consecutive minutes. this is a weird feeling
it’s unclear whether my dress fell in the toilet before or after I peed. so.
Also I wore a tighter dress today and the toilet-dunk didn’t happen again. There is a moral in this
There’s something wrong with my right ear (I can hear my heartbeat. Tonitis??) so I have to listen to Beyoncé kind of loud. I mean. I have to it’s not my fault
The medicine in taking to fix my ear (I HEAR NOTHING NOW. I am scared) has side effects “increased appetite” and “retains double the water” - worst possible. After A BANANA, LUNCH, 16oz OF TEA, CHEETOS, and SO MANY CRAVINGS, I remembered the increased appetite part. I’m determined to fight it but this is weird it’s like I’ve never felt this hungry before. doesn’t seem like a lot of food when I list. I am a mouse but today feel like a lion
Thanks to my top-thigh “26.2” tattoo, me and my wound care nurse are planning to do a half marathon together in the fall. I am happy about this
Do people remember BonziBuddy? The free downloadable desktop monkey that told jokes and answered questions and sang songs.
That’s how I know the song Daisy Bell (Londer Pat Phillips) and it gets stuck in my head in Bonzi’s voice. This morning
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
happiest moments of 2016
right now in my refrigerator:
7 bottles of wine
2 cartons of eggs
and cherries
where do my priorities lie?
I wrote a letter to my favorite author (AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS) and I’m asking him to write a blurb for and/or read my book. It’s a freaking long shot. But that would be the
most
exciting
part of my life
if he responds to me, even with a “no way.”
it probably won’t happen but I WOULD BE a star
There’s something wrong with my right ear (I can hear my heartbeat. Tonitis??) so I have to listen to Beyoncé kind of loud. I mean. I have to it’s not my fault