she does this when she knows she can’t come with me. and when I pick her up she flops like she has no bones in her body
I show Achilles all of my sweet dance moves but it’s like she doesn’t appreciate any of them
in the conference room with all employees
they told us that my boss was fired today! the room is silent and I accidentally snorted loudly probably one second after the announcement. good work
the Toonces theme song was stuck in my head last night before I went to bed and still this morning. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my gosh
Beyonce is coming to Baltimore and we just bought tickets. (!!!) I feel like my whole life has been leading to this moment
Jessica said something about Achilles’ heart being a compass rose but I can’t remember it well enough to quote. It was funny though and very true
every time I’m by myself in the bathroom at work I make the same noise with my mouth and I’m SO SCARED one day I’ll misjudge and someone will hear me. I don’t know why I can’t stop doing it though.
I just need people to know this happens
6.5 months of tradition. today someone finally caught me
We wore red at work today because it is National Wear Red Day (?) and took this super cheesy picture. see our the fat bottomed heart! thanks to Kristin
sometimes I sneak into the kitchen at work and eat 2,3 croutons (GLUTEN) when no one is there. I’m so scared someone will catch me but the reward outweighs the risk in this case