Douglas put our relationship on a point system and he keeps adding and deducting points from me: -50 points for being argumentative(?); +100 points for telling him he’s “hood”; etc. I need 500 points to be able to watch him shave his face on Saturday (??) and this is a dictatorship. I only need 150 more, though

I had a lecture from IT Department at work because my login password is “Password123.” HAHAHAHA

I gave my 11 year old neighborhood friend my cell phone number, told him I’ll invite him to my housewarming party, and said yes when he asked if I “text back.” Hindsight says probably wasn’t smart. if he starts text messaging me I am in a pickle

my band aid smells like Achilles body. that’s not gross because it’s a good smell

last month Douglas sang/played me this song on his guitar for our anniversary and I heard it on the way to work today AND MY EYES were kind of CRYING. it’s a weird thing to do when you’re happy but it just made me so happy. see how soft I have become. so soft

At my new office I finally got my hands on one of those big calculators that print the numbers as you type and sound like typewriters. Finally!!! But I don’t have any calculations to make except for “80087355” like I am in middle school. I printed it and save in my desk drawer and I hope someone finds it

a happy Achilles and a business Achilles

WE WENT TO THE ZOO TODAY. same haircut as the camel

Achilles is the farmer in the dell

COMING ALONG NICELY. tonight was the kitchen-granite-reveal. hopefully I’ll close this month

Also the dude giving me a massage was you, Godwin. Looked similar, sounded the same when he whispered (“breeeeeatheeee”), and my ad-libbing. For some reason I was ad-libbing during massage. I was narrating and repeating words to him why

I just had a massage (thankyouDouglas❤️) and for some reason my teeth kept drying out. I tried to re-wet them (ew) but then I looked like a bunny

The dog’s name is Maddy but Dad is calling her Matricia, Malaria, Mathleen, etc.

Sarah and I went to Target during lunch for 6 nerf guns to shoot people in the office. GAME ON. good thing my boss is the best (👨🏻)

the Giants are going to the Super Bowl this year. I’m calling it now

I’m measuring my relationship with Douglas by how comfortable I am not wearing socks in front of him and this weekend I didn’t wear socks to breakfast! it is exciting

We decided on _(first name)_ Ann Jones for the new dog so Dad and I were trying to convince Mom to name her Valerie or Victoria or something that starts with a V so we can shorten it to Vaj down the road. Vaj, Vag. HAHAHA

I think she decided on Maddy, though. :(

Mom and Dad BOUGHT A DOG

belated birthday evidence.

my burrito dog. and beautiful boyfriend!