I’ve had a picture saved on my phone for a week, waiting for someone to say “I love you” to me via text message. It’s going to be funny BUT WHY HASN’T ANYONE SAID THEY LOVE ME VIA TEXT YET they don’t realize I have a joke planned
I remember waking up this morning at 4:30am and thinking how “sup” stands for “stupid ugly pancake” and I couldn’t wait to tell Douglas. But now that I’m awake again I truely do not want to
I’ve gone to the bathroom at work 3 times today, my dress has fallen in the toilet 3 times today. It is always clean water, though, so it has been fun
We think our refrigerator stopped working so I’m helping by eating the rest of the blueberries, a cheese circle, lasagna, milk, and yogurt. I feel bloated! you’re welcome
Douglas tried to “Lady and the Tramp” with Achilles twice : first with black bean spaghetti, then monkey. Achilles has a stronger will and won both times
I saw a penny on my bathroom floor so I made a wish and threw it in a toilet full of pee. what is going to happen now
I got Mom a Chloe Ann pillow case (because they always used to sleep together so now they still can) and she was delighted. i had a successful idea
Mom and I finally got to the point that we can have only-emoji conversations AND I TELL YOU WHAT i like it
Dad is so proud to have his picture in the Carwash magazine. Fame!!!
seen: Carwash Convention
