Mom and I measured how big my living room and master bedroom are going to be in my house and she’s saying I’m building a hobbit house. it will be small! she’s calls me a hobbit now
I had a blind friend in college and he gave me a chocolate bar with a Braille word (?) on it at graduation. It was in my refrigerator for 3 years! Mom and I found it tonight and ate it but I told her that Helen Keller was born without ears or a mouth. She said she didn’t but I think she did for a second. I am a champion
also I need to change my url so it’s not on my google results. help
I’m changing my tumblr name to cakeplate. it’s great and now it’s secret
I signed up for lost dog alerts in my area so I can alert someone if I see it! but also to say a prayer for the lost. I feel very noble
someone lost a pearl earring in our conference room so we sent an email to the office telling everybody and where to get it. Three separate men came to us and said the same weak joke. Three.
“oh I must have lost my earring” or something to that effect. It was disappointing and somewhat tiresome. I don’t have the energy
I didn’t intend to! but I reminded of this song. I’m probably only appealing to Jessica right now
but she’s kinda
my only follower?
so this is good
I rode my handycycle past a young boy and we exchanged 2 rapid fire compliments (bike, dog) (helmet, scooter) without me even stopping. I rode past, turned around, and he was gone. a ghost? somebody help
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yesterday was me and Douglas’ 8 month anniversary- not 7. pardon me
Last night I had 2 dreams that I married Douglas and that I stood up and walked. It was action packed!
Also Laura told me she dreamed that me and Douglas were running on a beach laughing really hard. But we were running! Recently this has been happening. Someone interpret this