my doctor found fang marks next to my arm’s spider bite. it is cool I might get a tattoo jk
The red swell (+red wound) on my forearm is from a spider bite(?) but I’ll tell everyone it was a bear
Finding the right time to eat raw nuts at my work desk. That means leaning my head all the way back and dumping a palm of RAW NUTS in my mouth. just like when the trash truck empties a trashcan in its trunk except mine has monounsaturated fats! it’s a job within a job. Leelee caught me
this is a recurring problem
when I’m sitting at stop lights I like to get involved in other people’s lives. Arguably too much? The man next to me eating pretzel chips made a funny uncomfortable face when he saw me staring I wish I could get a picture
one of my best friends in college turned out to be the worst, worst. Revenge is not sweet so I never took any but I declined her LinkedIn connection invitation so I’m getting revenge now I guess. HA, HA
countdown until Mom gets home, countdown until Douglas gets home, countdown until marathon, countdown until I can go to Ikea, countdown until I move in to my house. countdowns are fun!! I downloaded an app for this kind of thing
Douglas is leaving for a week so we painted pots for each other! The one he painted (first pot) is better, obviously. My dream of pot-painting boyfriend came true I AM VERY HAPPY