wow!

she’s like a small, hairy person

I only drank coffee for 2 weeks but I decided I’m not going to do that anymore AND I FEEL SO FREE. it’s like I quit smoking or something. I love water forever

Jones had a shower alongside me tonight! look at her face and see how much fun we had. 2 clean babes

a honey bun thief at Boleman. someone stole the honey bun

I have a great sister

crying because you’re happy is silly and I don’t usually do it but Douglas has made me happy-tear-up three times in the past week.

the first time I was PMSing but the other times I wasn’t!

he is wonderful. I am still so excited he’s my boyfriend. my boyfriend!

Achilles eyelashes are out of control

when Leelee leaves her desk I go over there and take a Puffs Plus Lotion

someday I’ll be famous

I didn’t drink alcohol this morning (duh) but I have drunk eyes today! Seriously. Unfocused vision, some double vision. Is something wrong with me? Trying to write on paper is fun

Turn your volume up for a special treat.
- smacking lips
- bone bites
- dad screaming “Achilles Jones” in his high voice

RIP house in Florida

I thought the whipped cream was chocolate chip but they were specks of mold hahahaha

I started drinking coffee on Monday and now it’s Friday so the all the tastebuds are burnt off my tongue. Just letting everybody know

Leelee said “Kristin come here I need your help with something” AND I GOT EXCITED because usually it’s the other way around and I was excited to know more about something than she does.
so! I pulled up next to her and got it a teacher stance
but then her question was “how do I eat ice cream without Darryl knowing?”

oh

my babes

Douglas took Achilles while I was at work today. see a Jones on vacation

today is No Protein Tuesday. let’s see what happens to my body!

I never thought just a boyfriend would be able to make me so happy but Douglas MAKES ME VERY HAPPY