Mom, Dad, Jessica and I have been sitting around our circle breakfast table playing TRIVIA CRACK against each other [and Douglas from afar] for 28 minutes so far. Battle of the Brains Vero Beach
I’m learning to play ukulele with videos by Attractive Brett from YouTube so I can impress my More-Attractive Douglas. My fingers aren’t hard enough yet but I’ll record it when I learn a song! A Tuesday Tease
I like the bathroom stalls with the sinks in them because it feels like my own apartment complex
I wanted a “Basic Burger” at Burger Bach so I ordered a “Basic Bitch” and nobody noticed. 3 friends and 1 waitress and nobody heard my joke what a waste
The autocorrect on my phone keeps trying to add shout words to the end of my words for some reason. So far I’ve found JESSIEBEAN, confusedAFRICAN, and fingerTURKEY. why
I eat cuties clementines for lunch and they have stickers on them that say “cool cutie,” “making the world cutier,” “I have peelings for you,” etc. I try to be nice and send them to Douglas but the picture is always blurry so i don’t but I found 6 blurry clementine pictures on my camera roll now
Whenever I shave my legs I feel like I’m starting a new chapter in my life. This chapter is called Brut
CAUGHT. this is my new Christmas exchange present and she contaminated it as soon as I got it to my room. :-/