Mom and I had nachos for dinner last night and I kept trying to fit the whole tortilla triangle in my mouth without breaking it so it scratched both of my tiny mouth creases. I am in pain now but it was worth it. high five

Kristin.  I made up a song about tortillas.
Leelee.  What is it?
Kristin.  Well, it’s more of a wrap.

an award-winning pun I said to Leelee and she didn’t laugh, told me “Kristin don’t tell that to Douglas. You might lose him. Let it be our secret.”

again I go unnoticed

I just called Claire “booboo” who am I

it’s a Beale party

Douglas and I on Santa’s lap at a Christmas party. look I transferred

okay today I have battery operated Christmas lights decorated on my wheelchair. Ho, Ho, Ho

sleeping through an alarm on a work day is one of the most stressful mistakes AMIRIGHT

I memorized this cheer and it’s stuck in my head tonight. bless

kristinbeale:

I found a crumb of raw kale on my body as I was transferring OUT of the shower. I think this means I am obsessed

I found a dry roasted chickpea wedged between screws in my tire spokes. I have a new one

tonight a lady offered to “help me push the elevator button.”
I have reached next level disability

This is the boyfriend I made out of clay at the pottery store pre-Douglas.
Leelee scanned him in to test the new scanner at work but I had to keep it because he’s majestic. admire

every time I get close to falling asleep, Achilles swallows her spit or smacks her lips and it wakes me up. seriously.

Tuxedo Joe

Dad keeps sending me these videos

we celebrated thanksgiving with Tyler tonight but Douglas couldn’t come. Dad bought a new app

Camel Jones!

I made a collage of pictures and I need compliments

ladie$ night

I taught myself to drive my car using my forearm so I can cup my hand over the heat vent. I’m being safe but if I get in an accident please nobody tell why

Veni, Vidi, Vici - rachel a. dawson

this makes me very happy.
also chapter one. check it out

Achilles Jones is a Freestone Avenue Jones