sleeping through an alarm on a work day is one of the most stressful mistakes AMIRIGHT

I memorized this cheer and it’s stuck in my head tonight. bless

kristinbeale:

I found a crumb of raw kale on my body as I was transferring OUT of the shower. I think this means I am obsessed

I found a dry roasted chickpea wedged between screws in my tire spokes. I have a new one

tonight a lady offered to “help me push the elevator button.”
I have reached next level disability

This is the boyfriend I made out of clay at the pottery store pre-Douglas.
Leelee scanned him in to test the new scanner at work but I had to keep it because he’s majestic. admire

every time I get close to falling asleep, Achilles swallows her spit or smacks her lips and it wakes me up. seriously.

Tuxedo Joe

Dad keeps sending me these videos

we celebrated thanksgiving with Tyler tonight but Douglas couldn’t come. Dad bought a new app

Camel Jones!

I made a collage of pictures and I need compliments

ladie$ night

I taught myself to drive my car using my forearm so I can cup my hand over the heat vent. I’m being safe but if I get in an accident please nobody tell why

Veni, Vidi, Vici - rachel a. dawson

this makes me very happy.
also chapter one. check it out

Achilles Jones is a Freestone Avenue Jones

thank the Lord that heat rises- Boleman is TOASTY. like hot bread yum

I still can’t believe it/every day am thankful for Achilles as my daughter and Douglas as my boyfriend. life is really happy!

-making unclear money jokes to bankruptcy clients.

they’re not laughing at me its hurting my confidence

There’s a lady that walks around the YMCA with her cell phone crammed into her turban LIKE A HANDS FREE DEVICE. so smart. I tried it with my hair in a towel after my shower to call Douglas and now I understand- worth it

Achilles Jones before and after.
see I ordered a chocolate baby what happened

I took this picture for Mom and Dad then realized that Achilles looks like she has a hangover. she’s indifferent