There’s a piece of my seat cushion that sticks out of the cover in the front and Mom keeps saying we need to fix it because “it looks like you have a penis.” I wonder if she knows that’s not what a penis looks like?
I read an article that people should eat 52 pistachios per day so I just counted out exactly 52 pistachio nuts for my lunch tomorrow/every day now. I HAVE A PROBLEM BUT I AM COMFORTABLE WITH IT
I slept through church this morning which was annoying
but
I had a really great and God-driven conversation with my neighbor that I wouldn’t have had if I gone to church.
IT’S COOL how these things work out.
also I was playing with Achilles and pushed her tiny head into the wooden leg of a chair and it made a loud crack. I think I cracked her skull.
If I had gone to church that would have never happened either.
It’s cool how these things work out
I slept through church this morning which was annoying
but
I had a really great and God-driven conversation with my neighbor that I wouldn’t have had if I gone to church.
IT’S COOL how these things work out.
it’s 8pm and liike 95 degrees outside. Me and Achilles are riding my handcycle and we passed by a woman running while we were going uphill and I wanted to CONGRATULATE her for being athletic even though it’s so hot outside so I said
“good for you.”
Except I was going uphill so out of breath and it came out to sound bitter and kind of mean. HAHAHA I wonder if she though I was being a brat. Like
“good for you for being able to run with your legs. stop showing off.”
because that’s the tone that came out. Hahaha funny
we saw a man today and it went better. I said
“good for us”
and he smiled back and waved. I don’t know why I feel like I need to motivate these people.
3 times this morning I’ve told Achilles “let’s get drunk off the minibar.”
I don’t know what song is stuck in my head but I don’t like it
Mom and Dad threatening to steal Achilles Jones while I’m at work and turn her into a River Jones wow
the warm weather is back, the handcycle-wrist-brace-tan-line is back
also my knee-bandage-tan-line. my body looks good right now. come at me, boys
this is interesting
Godwin you left your gum on my dresser. me and Achilles are going to eat it
In the shower I heard him singing to Achilles but his voice got louder, softer, louder, softer. I think Dad was walking in circles in the foyer singing to my dog
I sleep so close to Achilles at night that my nose breathes in the air that her nose breathes out. she is my daughter we are connected
a man that I’m friends took a picture of me on my last day of work. I guess to commemorate.
but today he sent me the picture with some photoshopped edits on it to make it look like I was wearing makeup (lipstick). he said “Your boyfriend(s) may be startled if you did some of these girlie things.”
HE THINKS I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LOLOLOL
look at the before and after pictures. lipstick looks like I’ve been eating pink icing this is so funny to me
