pc phone home
I text messaged this to Dad right after I made this post BECAUSE IT WAS GOOD MATERIAL AND I NEED TO HEAR LAUGHS. and he called me on the phone as soon as he got it hahahahaha
and I don’t like McDonald’s but for some reason a picture with Ronald McDonald was my #1 priority. so happy about this
I just posted 3 comments on 3 different people’s Facebook wall/pictures IN ALL CAPS. I’m in a mood
Dad has a bloody nose in the bathroom so when I came in there were a lot of bloody tissues in the toilet. He saw me looking at them
and
“I’m sorry. I started my period.”
our hotel room number is 420 so I made a marijuana joke/I don’t know what I’m talking about but it was still good material. but Dad didn’t understand and I had to explain it to him. downward spiral of a failed joke
for the first time in my life I have ALMOST used ALL of my stick of deodorant. thank you, Axe
I have realized that I can’t waste happiness that other people and other things give me because I’m hung up on another problem. I just have to LET the bad one GO so I can enjoy things fully again. Don’t expect a lot from other people and I won’t be disappointed. I feel HAPPY. ((thank you Jake)))
Poppin chips, gotta pop those chips.
ATTENTION. the rainbow cookies are gone and I have not eaten Cheetos in two days. Rest easy, everyone. Rest easy
at the doctor's office
I’ve said the word “lube” 3 times and it’s like I can’t say it without making my voice deep and sounds like a male. what