Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

no matter how attractive the person (girl) is. when you can see the reflection of hands holding a camera. you’re dumb.

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STOP TAKING SELFIES WITH SUNGLASSES

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I’ve been megaphoning my coughs all day. maybe that’s gross

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

the days
take
so long
to finish when you’re sick/don’t go to work/don’t change out of pajamas/eat yogurt for every meal.

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I like the name Table. I’m naming my next dog Table

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I’m sick and Achilles keeps punching me

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Achilles wiped her poo butt on the couch so now we have to spray it

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when I feel frustrated at or disappointed with people it helps me to forgive them if I make something for them. that’s weird but everyone should try it

so today I made Arthur a 19-page book. it took 2.5 hours but by the time I was done he is one thousand percent forgiven

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sometimes when everyone around me is text messaging and I don’t have anyone to talk to, I text message my bank and ask for my balance

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a Snotty Pot saved my life

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

Arthur is the greatest thing since pine nut hummus

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tonight is THE PRANK OF A CENTURY. Jessica is my victim.

I may be sick but I’ve still got tricks
BOOMBOOMPOWPOWPOW

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

Mom took my wheelchair to the repair shop and I am stranded in bed. i want to get up ahhhh

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I am a freaking mess

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

Arthur bought me flowers and two cartons of blueberries for Valentine’s Day.

he is
the best.
I am happy.

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

for the second time someone asked me “what is the gay community in Richmond like?” LIKE I’M SUPPOSED TO KNOW. but I make up an answer every time.
“yes Richmond loves gay people”
“I know 4 lesbians in the area”
“Richmond bleeds rainbow”

do people think I’m gay?
or just
in touch.

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I told Mom that I’m in love with a stripper while we were talking about Arthur and she just whispered my name under her breath and walked away

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why did I laugh

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

Katie said I look “really, really pale” so made up an excuse, said I don’t feel well. I JUST DON’T TAN EASILY OKAY

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