no matter how attractive the person (girl) is. when you can see the reflection of hands holding a camera. you’re dumb.
STOP TAKING SELFIES WITH SUNGLASSES
the days
take
so long
to finish when you’re sick/don’t go to work/don’t change out of pajamas/eat yogurt for every meal.
when I feel frustrated at or disappointed with people it helps me to forgive them if I make something for them. that’s weird but everyone should try it
so today I made Arthur a 19-page book. it took 2.5 hours but by the time I was done he is one thousand percent forgiven
sometimes when everyone around me is text messaging and I don’t have anyone to talk to, I text message my bank and ask for my balance
tonight is THE PRANK OF A CENTURY. Jessica is my victim.
I may be sick but I’ve still got tricks
BOOMBOOMPOWPOWPOW
Mom took my wheelchair to the repair shop and I am stranded in bed. i want to get up ahhhh
Arthur bought me flowers and two cartons of blueberries for Valentine’s Day.
he is
the best.
I am happy.
for the second time someone asked me “what is the gay community in Richmond like?” LIKE I’M SUPPOSED TO KNOW. but I make up an answer every time.
“yes Richmond loves gay people”
“I know 4 lesbians in the area”
“Richmond bleeds rainbow”
do people think I’m gay?
or just
in touch.
I told Mom that I’m in love with a stripper while we were talking about Arthur and she just whispered my name under her breath and walked away
Katie said I look “really, really pale” so made up an excuse, said I don’t feel well. I JUST DON’T TAN EASILY OKAY