keeping a tattoo secret from my parents round three
((i got another tattoo tonight weeee))
a 52 year old man just asked me “so when are you going to go on a date with me?” AND THEN DIDN’T LAUGH. His daughter was standing next to him and she didn’t laugh either, just stared. so uncomfortable I don’t know what to do
see if I had a voice like Beyonce I would sing this song to all the boys. give me de kisses
this morning I was blowing in Achilles’ face and she gently put her paw on my eye to make me stop
I had to pay a $3 copay to my debit card and explained to my urologist why I have no cash (my car was towed at Julia’s apartment for parking in private handicap parking because there was no other option) and she gave me a $5 bill from under the counter. PEOPLE ARE GR8
I’m hesitant to shave my armpit after 1 week in Florida without a razor (long, beautiful locks of hair). come at me, boys
Jessica and I are calling Achilles “Voldermort” while we fly on the plane today so she won’t hear her name and get excited
