I put on Axe deodorant before I went to bed last night because I wanted to fall asleep to the smell and when I woke up and did things this morning i could STILL smell it. I’m in such a good mood today because I woke up to such a great scent. shoutout to Christian
Dad is singing Drake in the shower and Mom is waiting for the song to end before she brushes her teeth
I sang this chant (:25) to someone today and he didn’t understand/get my reference. what a waste
((I’M SORRY IT’S BAD QUALITY IT’S THE BEST ONE I COULD FIND))
A man ran to us at the YMCA today and said “READ THIS IT’LL SAVE YOUR LIFE” and handed me an iPad with an email with these tips and oh my gosh.
then he showed me another one about pre-pubescent Muslim girls getting married in Gaza.
AHHHHHHHH
Mom is gone tonight so Dad is running around his room singing “Chris be nimble, Chris be quick…”
when I lift my arm up high enough I get a whiff of my Axe men’s deodorant and it smells like an attractive man hug and I feel so uncontrollable happy.
look what it’s come to.
single lady doin what I gotta do
Before I left for a party I asked Dad if I should change my outfit and he told me to change my face. OoOoOcH
there’s a new employee that works at the registration desk and he only looks at me through squinted eyes every time. Why do I deserve this
now he mouth-breathes at me when he walks past the desk. and sometimes he does a wink and points in my direction. I don’t understand what is happening
I made it to the next level. he can see me in the reflection of the mirror so he flaps his hand at me and sometimes shoots his finger. right now wearing reindeer antlers