I was writing a text message about work tonight and I’m PRETTY MUCH falling asleep so I wrote “he ate so many eggs” when I meant to say “he was mean to me.” HAHAHA I didn’t notice until after I sent it. What is wrong with me
a man that comes into the YMCA says that it’s his “mission” to make me laugh-snort every time he comes in. IT’S ANNOYING and I wish I could control it so he would never hear it again and stop trying. BUT I CANNOT
SOMEONE LEFT THIS ON MY WINDSHIELD AT HOME AND I DON’T KNOW WHO IT WAS. I’m so excited I loove Target. But I also love that I don’t know who left it this is so fun
I’m sitting in my car and can’t see out of any of the windows because ice. THIS WOULD BE A GREAT TIME to kiss a boy, right???
I kissed Achilles on her lips before I left this morning.
when Achilles yawns I like to mock her by opening my mouth.
but
when she sees me doing it she gets self-conscious and snaps her mouth shut and looks at me with her side eyes
before I got Achilles and was still going to name her “Small Body” (still the best name), I got a new computer and registered it as “Smart Body.” Dad just told me he saw a computer on his network named Smart Body and “knew it had to be” me. HAHAHAHA
Kris pressured me into a vine account BUT IT’S BORING so I deleted the app. This was my first/only vine I made and look at how camera savvy I am
overthinking this
I stopped using periods at the end of my test messages and THIS ARTICLE does so well explaining what I’ve tried to explain so many times. check it out
for the scholarlies out there:
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/115726/period-our-simplest-punctuation-mark-has-become-sign-anger
YES i had a bad weekend okay
I watched this in full screen on my computer for so many hours. I think I need to see them in real life now.