there’s a new employee that works at the registration desk and he only looks at me through squinted eyes every time. Why do I deserve this
now he mouth-breathes at me when he walks past the desk. and sometimes he does a wink and points in my direction. I don’t understand what is happening
I would like to donate to Locks of Love by donating the hair that collects in my shower drain. it is clean and water isn’t getting through it anymore. thank you
while I was riding my handcycle today I had this song stuck in my head AND LITERALLY SANG IT at least 40 times. I changed the words to make them apply to Achilles and me but it was still so bad
I met a kid while I was handcycling today and his name was Nicholas so as I was riding away I said his name like the Ricola commercial (see :25) but he is too young to know what I was singing so I was the only one that laughed
hashtag wasted material
for some reason I feel like its a good idea to send Jake videos of Achilles licking her crotch
supper-club carved pumpkin project coming to fruition.
TEAMWORK rhonda and kristin
((it’s guacamole)))
Achilles Jones has the hiccups and it makes her whole body shake so she lost footing and fell on the floor. should i laugh or
I tried to show Dad my new tattoo but he laughed and said “did you draw that on there to see what it would look like as a tattoo? Make it smaller.” so I just laughed and said “okay.” IT ALREADY IS A TATTOO, DAD
I tried to make a cool looking compilation picture of everything that I’m so happy about in the Fall so we can all see that cold weather won’t be so bad.
but look. the only things that I listed is Achilles Jones and marathons and mittens.
buttttttttt my mittens make me so happy and marathons make me happier than anything and Achilles Jones I love in all seasons. check it out
i need a full-time job and/or hobby
