if it wasn’t for Plants vs. Zombies 2 I would turn off my phone for the days. but

today I emailed a latino bro

I was talking to Achilles about Kris but I called him “Uncle Kris” without thinking about it. He accepted the role and “Niece Jones” was born

que sera, sera

Dad caught a SHARK in Florida today. so cool

also look how happy he is i love that

TTYL MEANS TALK TO YOU LATER

Caleb has clear eyelashes do not talk to him

I had a dream that we have bleubs in the fridge

today I spent my shift at the YMCA writing and it made time pass so quickly and I am proud of it. MOST EXCELLENT

i got new wheels that don’t squeak on the hardwood floor. do you realize what this means. i can be sneaky again*

*meaning for the first time in my house in 8 years (IT HAS BEEN 8 YEARS OMG)

pointerpointer

oh my gosh

sleep 

is

surrender

spending 10 minutes telling me how bad I look then telling me to “stop being so sensitive” when I don’t want to go out anymore. not cool

daytime playtime

Mom keeps giving Achilles a bone that makes her breath/everything in the vicinity smell like puke

MICHAEL AND I ARE HAVING AN ADVENTURE TIME MARATHON TODAY AND THIS IS BASICALLY MY DREAM COME TRUE

I just said the p word to my boss :0
THAT WAS MY MISTAKE BUT SHE LAUGHED SO I THINK IT WILL BE OKAY

watching the news [and all of the hate/violence/shootings] makes everything in my life seem SO PETTY. like. it just feels so silly to get irritated with people or sad about things or bummed out ever because people and/or friends are being killed so often. amiright

regkdw

and that was Achilles walking on my keyboard.