okay usually Beyonce is the only female singer I listen to
but this song came on my music and it just made me happy
Regina Spektor- Folding Chair
when I’m brushing my teeth I like to drool as much as I can then take pictures of myself for no one to see except me. so funny, so unattractive
I WAS PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE BUT I DIDNT GET A TICKET THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THAT HAS HAPPENED
is everyone impressed, so impressed. it must be my good looks
MOM BROUGHT ME LUNCH AT WORK AND SHE PACKED A LARGE BAG OF CHEETOS AND I HAVE MIXED EMOTIONS BUT I AM MOSTLY HAPPY ABOUT IT
Dad bought crunchy Cheetos (FOR WHICH I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL) and we kept eye contact the whole time we ate them because so glorious
some days I just get so frustrated that my job is boring and Achilles Jones is so out of reach
JULIA I LOST MY NAME TAG so i’ve been wearing yours all week and am even starting to respond when people call me Julia. it’s kind of fun. maybe also kind of creepy?
My chair bumped the switch and turned the computer+phone off so I turned it back on and Marion said “Kristin what am I going to do with you?” and I said “get me outta this wheelchair” and she got super sad looking.
OKAY I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT PLEASE DON’T FEEL SAD FOR ME I AM ACTUALLY A VERY HAPPY PERSON
i like to watch myself in the mirror when i’m crying because it either makes me start laughing because i look funny or cry harder because so pathetic. usually i laugh though
DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THAT
even worse than not having plans is having plans with no starting time and getting dressed for it at 12pm and my phone calls aren’t answered AND NEXT THING I KNOW IT’S 6PM AND I LOOK GOOD BUT PROBABLY WON’T DO ANYTHING TONIGHT BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CRUMMY
as long as I’m active/out of my house for at least 3.5 hours in the daytime, taking off my bra at 3:30 and watching Freaks and Geeks with a jar of PISTACHIOS for the rest of the day/night is justified. I love Achilles Jones