queen of the creek

this is how I know I found a good guy

health tip if you have a frownie eat a brownie

Kris is eating a room temperature herring filet for dinner oh my gosh

it’s 2013 and all the attractive men have girlfriends

Mom has a Plies song stuck in her head this morning

Mom chased me around the house shooting me with dewrinkle spray and she got me LIKE 6 TIMES. gross and damp

Achilles Jones is a Fashion Jones

this post is to celebrate Rhonda’s homemade pesto

Achilles farts are permeating my room

when my parents leave (every weekend ugh) I eat the same 4 things in the same order every day. oatmeal for breakfast yogurt for lunch turkey sausage biscuit for dinner pistachios for snack. throw in a chicken pesto flatbread AND I’M FEELIN CRAZY

anonymous tumblr messages are so much fun

I DO NOT LIKE WEEKENDS

I’M SORRY for the Achilles multimedia overload. it just feels like she’s my only friend tonight

look how artistic she’s being

butterfly crime scene

look at Achilles playing with herself she has been doing this for 5 minutes

Achilles Lion

the title of this video is “a tiger picture found on google by me & my best friend mackenzie”. enjoy

Mom diagnosed herself with ADD and keeps blaming everything on her disorder