Keke Jo is a Sleepy Jo

Jessica and I made Dad BOURBON ICE CREAM for Father’s Day

for today this seemed relevant 

I was in the middle of a CONVERSATION with Jessica when she opens the window next to my bed, jumps out, walks away. I was mid sentence I can’t believe this

I had the best weekend, have the best boyfriend

one day, THREE DIFFERENT OUTFITS. who am i

WE’RE GOING TO A WEDDING TODAY

Dear God, 

It’s me. Jonah Hill

JESSICAISHOMEI'MSOHAPPY

Jake’s photography makes Achilles look like a happy teenage girl

JULIA DO YOU REMEMBER THIS

hahahahhahahahahahaha

every time Mom says Achilles’ name she scared-pees on the floor

Achilles and I just sat in the kitchen eating peanut butter and grapes for 37 minutes

Leslie your mom makes me so happy

relationships are a lot of work, mayne

Dad walked in at the FINAL ROSE CEREMONY of The Bachelorette and he commented on literally everything. Seriously so many “your mom” jokes

so funny

i’m across the room in my bed and looked in the mirror to Achilles just staring at me

and after i saw her she didn’t look away, just stared. she held it until i made a farting noise. and then she

and back to looking via mirror. makes me uncomfortable

Achilles Jones learned a lesson in pride today