jessica made these and i can’t stop laughing

we had to kick [my 13 year old] dad out of the women’s section of Martin’s. he couldn’t stop making jokes and laughing at things

I got 4 hours of sleep last night and I ain’t even mad.
in fact
I’m
full
of
energy.

how does she do it

i can’t stop looking at real estate i just can’t stop. i don’t even really want to move out of my house but wouldn’t it be so much fun to have my own place??!! house party every weekend, ya’ll

Achilles Jones looks like a human being

Dad asked me if I ate “tubby food” this weekend and the answer is yes. so much

VIRGINIA BEACH this weekend. So happy I love it here I love Ashley I love everything

aw

I’m sitting in the YMCA parking lot for the past 15 minutes plucking my eyebrows. soooo

Dad is singing this to Achilles Jones right now

Marvin Gaye- Me and Mrs. Jones

2 members+1 employee called me out at work today for not working out last week. ew accountability

I told my mom to “have a nice life” when I left for work today and she got kind of concerned

you’ll have to excuse me. i love the emojis

Achilles Jones in the morning

I am so thankful for how understanding Jake is of me/my situation/everything. seriously the best thing to be told that I “have nothing to be embarrassed about” with him.

because guys

I have so many things to be embarrassed about.

praisetheLordpraisetheLord

I’M SO HAPPY to have Achilles home with me again

she ran full speed to me in bed and did this on my chest

so so very happy

not sure what to do with it

i had a really really good weekend

and it’s not over

because Jake is coming tomorrow

and I’m so happy

and I snorted so many times

and made so many weird noises

but it’s fine

and he asked me to be his girlfriend anyway

:) :) :) :) :)

I’m meeting Jake’s parents for the first time today and Mom’s only advice: “Kristin don’t snort or make any weird noises”