I told Achilles that I emotionally birthed her and Mom is running around the house saying “creepy creepy creepy creepy”
I tried to do a photo shoot with Achilles today but she wouldn’t smile
then she got bitey
so we both just gave up
never got a good one
to show her appreciation on Mother’s Day this year, Achilles pooped in the middle of the ramp leading into my house <3 <3 <3
WAITING FOR MOM TO COME HOME. I got her a sugar cookie bouquet for Mother’s Day (!!) and
of
course
Dad and Achilles had to photobomb it
with HD pictures on my iPhone I can see the FACE PORES of people in pictures. I love to zoom in and look at people’s face pores
next time I kiss a boy I’m going to start it off by whispering “let me be your hero” like Enrique Iglesias
Last night I got 4.5 hours of sleep and woke up so early this morning in a reeeally good mood. I’ve sent 3 Facebook messages to COMPLETELY random people, complimenting them about things that I know so little about. Seriously people that I never planned on speaking to in my whole life
“The right people will love you for your quirkiness. The wrong ones will do you a favor by stepping out of the way. Don’t see rejection as a plight against your person, but rather just a favor that a stranger did for you. You won’t want to be with someone who doesn’t love the you that you love.”
Today I wore a bra that used to fit me perfectly but now it’s SIGNIFICANTLY too big on me.
I am
shrinking
shrinking
gone
