Achilles is a woozy jo

friends aren’t friendly when they don’t call you back

i’m getting Achlles spayed and microchipped tomorrow so I can know where she is ALWAYS.

maybe one day i’ll be able to microchip a person. creepy

THAT BODY that booty

also this song. so stoked for album release

am i the only person who doesn’t like justin timberlake

it feels like I’m spending all my money on race/marathon/half marathon entry fees

Dad kept putting the dog leash on the top of my head and asking me how I’m going to handle it

“Sitting in my chair, I held a saltine cracker up to my eye and peered through one of the tiny holes, astonished that I could see so much through such a small opening.”

FLORIDA WEATHER

It’s so long so I didn’t want to reblog it. but this article I really liked

I JUST APPLIED TO A REAL JOB THAT I REALLY WOULD LOVE TO HAVE

Achilles loved being on the boat today

and also playing in the water

BUT NOW SO TIRED

from now on I’m only going to put one piece of food in my mouth at a time. DO I HAVE ANYONE’S SUPPORT ON THIS

grandparents cutest
and their dogs name is Cookie. COOKIE

GRANDADDY
“I went to the beach and got sand on my wiener”

trying to woo me? buy fresh blueberries

Achilles playing with RatDog