when/if I’m ever pregnant

NO ONE

puts their hand

on my belly. 

guys that’s so gross

I MISS HER SO MUCH

9 more days

“I’m about to destroy these kids”

who knew a boy could make me this happy

I just told someone to “go suck on a leaf”

WHY WAS I IGNORED

my journalism professor from college just emailed me to ask if I could come speak to her January class about getting freelance writing published. HOW COOL IS THAT

also

now that mom is gone, dad is playing his music/tv so loud. Snoop Dogg, Metallica, Breaking Bad, then sound of Dry Bones beating Mario at every Mario Kart track. I play with Dry Bones, obviously

Mom took Achilles to Florida this morning

for two weeks until I get there on the 19th. I DIDN’T REALIZE I would miss her so soon, so badly.
like I’ve already looked through my “Achilles” photo album twice and I’ve only been awake 30 minutes oh my gosh

I’m eating a CHOCOLATE BROWNIE protein bar (ew) at work and a member came up while I was chewing so I looked up and smiled so big. A HUGE PIECE OF BROWN ON MY TOOTH and I’m so sexy

GLASSES THAT GAVE ME RASHES

why did my parents allow this

my body gets really hot when I’m angry. IS THAT WEIRD ???

the only time I’ve ever kiiiiiiiiind of wanted a cat. 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/now-you-can-dress-your-cat-like-kanye-west

so much more lovable when she’s house-broken

i watched this 20 times AND I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING

oh my gosh go to this website

I AM SO HAPPY NOW

mom and I went to the FAMILY FROLIC at botanical gardens today. it was cool but flowers are kind of dumb

blurry because an old woman took and and maybe she had shaky hands

WE’RE ALL SITTING AT THE KITHEN TABLE PLAYING EACH OTHER IN DRAW SOMETHING

dancing with me se-elf 

Ephesians 2:4-5 But God is so rich in mercy and he loved us so much that, even though we were dead because of our sins, He gave us live when He raised Christ from the dead. It is only by God’s grace that we are saved.

THE SERVICE AT HOPE WAS REALLY GOOD THIS MORNING