things Achilles has humped tonight:

• arm
• leg
• bed pillow
• wheelchair
• Chloe
• laundry hamper
• other pillow

family crafts

MERRY CHRISTMAS BB

attention earrings

a song by Miley Cyrus made me cry tonight. IT SPEAKS TO ME OKAY

I BOUGHT MOM EARRINGS WITH MY PICTURE ON THEM oh my gosh she’s so cute

everyone has their own dog in this family

CHRISTMAS BABY

mom tied her hair up, hahaha

I wish Beyonce would just come out with a Christmas album finally

working out alone today

I get so caught up in counting Drew Morgan’s repetitions that I lose track of my own. HOW MANY CHEST PRESSES HAVE I DONE

Okay now I drew all of my favorite people from tv show. I don’t think I’ll try to do a Ron Swanson

GUYS I BOUGHT A SKETCHBOOK. and the only thing I could think to draw was Finn and Jake oh my gosh

LOOK AT WHAT MOM PAINTED and hahahhaha her expression

guys Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. also I found a $25 gift certificate in my underwear drawer soooooo

I JUST THREW ACHILLES’ TOY TOWARDS THE WALL AND SHE RAN FULL SPEED TO GET IT AND SMACKED HER HEAD ON THE WALL SO HARD
it’ll be funny as soon as I can confirm she doesn’t have a traumatic brain injury

I’ve been a terrible friend tonight and it makes want to hide from everyone forever

i’m so tired of being around people with money why does everyone have so much money

Mom came home from the office party alone and says “Dad is still at the party dancing and photobombing everybody.”

hahahahhaha

I love making a post and deleting it before anyone sees it. THE RUSH

Mom and Dad going to a Christmas party, leaving me home alone. SHOULDN’T IT BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND

I told Mom she is bad at communication and she started crab-walking around the kitchen saying he’s going I make a sequel to Les Miserables called Les Momables