instead of storing blood the uterus we should just store snacks & like once a month we’ll get a bag of chips or something
thoughts of a menstruating woman
I saw someone from high school and he asked what I’m doing now so I started singing this song AND HE DIDN’T EVEN LAUGH. waste
I flossed my teeth tonight and my gums bled so much. I love it and I took a picture of me looking awesome with bloody gums but I looked bad so deleted them. just trust me guys
I just ate 7 Cashew Clusters in a row - 1.4 serving sizes and 5.25g of sugar
BUT I’M CELEBRATING A DEPOSIT ON A PUPPY named Small Body THAT I’M BUYING IN DECEMBER SO I’M ALLOWED
MY FAVORITE spongebob episode. but ohmygosh this song is in my head for 24 hours after I watch it, always.
but please do. it’s called Earworm. in italics
JUST KIDDING ABOUT FINISHING CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. i’m having so much fun i hope i can wait to give them i’m just so excited i never want to be done
and chase made this because he said i was his puppet master
can we all just look at my face
also
I’ve been wearing my glasses all day AND I DON’T KNOW HOW PEOPLE DO IT. my ears/nose/face hurts
THERE’S A DOG WEARING A SWEATER ON RUNNING AROUND IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. what do i do it’s barking at me
these are usually dumb but I imagined Julia saying it and laughed. maybe I’ll get a video one day
. my favorite sweatshirt is from Vassar College. what is that
. i stole this shirt from a girl that hates my guts and its my favorite
. my mouth is bleeding because my face is SO DRY and lotion doesn’t help at all and it hurts
. i got up to eat breakfast and going back to bed now. being home alone is not fun
. i used a serious face so everyone would know i’m being srs