“Kristin listen to Mom’s theme song.” -Dad

hahahaha

but omg. Dad knows Plies. Does that mean he knows my favorite song

Godwin are you seeing this

omg roommates

Dad just told me to name my puppy Cock

I’m sickie and my doctor won’t answer my email/answer his cell phone. UGH

I DON’T LIKE ALCOHOL AND I DON’T WANT TO GO TO A BAR TONIGHT. but I can’t get out of it. being social stinks sometimes

HERE’S WHAT MOM BROUGHT ME FROM PRAGUE/LONDON

marijuana flavored chocolate and “the only pig I’ll ever get." 

i told her that i don’t have to work tomorrow afternoon so we can get high together. and i’ll change her mind about the pig, don’t worry guyz

shoutout to julia for being the only one that understands

before and after of my hands, did you get that? THIS LOTION IS WONDERFUL

I’ve been singing “99 Bottles of Mom on the Wall” and “Old McMom Had a Farm” to my dogs all morning

SHE COMES HOME TOMORROW AND I seriously CAN’T WAIT

“Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.”

— unknown

who are you if you don’t already know this song. but i just love it so i’m sharing it okay

David Guetta- Titanium 

it’s only 2pm and a terrible day

i just love paul ryan

I HAD SO MUCH FUN PLAYING TENNIS AND HANGING OUT WITH PARVAIZ TODAY OH MY GOSH

i 100% forgot about this. LOOK WHAT I FOUND

http://kristinbeale.blogspot.com/

I’m drowning my sad/feeling like an idiot/disappointed/frustratedness from tonight

with 

food. 

Skinny Cow, binkie burger, almond, Cashew Clusters, jalapenos, and frozen strawberries. take that

Lulu and the Lampshades- You’re Gonna Miss Me

STOKED ON THIS MARATHON. 16 more days, yall

Joe Biden is very annoying to me