whenever someone hashtags something I imagine them saying it out of their side mouth. so when you #somethingsexual it’s 100x creepier
am i right
I just met a guy while I’m riding my bike and he asked if I wanted to do a triathalon with him next year. UM YES PLEASE
i had a really, really great weekend
first I went to Baltimore and stayed two nights with Ashley/Joey. their family had a huge Irish/Scottish festival in their neighborhood and it was a lot of fun. meaninggg a lot of Fosters, a lot of Highland Games, a lot of men in kilts, and a lot of drunkie men.
and they suprised me with a cake and sang a song. which was awesome and meant a lot to me. ALSO she bought me a hammock for my bananas. not like a speedo, but this one is for my real bananas. like the food.
then on Sunday/my birthday I went to our river house to see my parents + Roe and Tony. A looot less eventful but still fun of course. I didn’t have any cool pictures from that except this boring one. Mom had some craaaaaaazy cheap decorations all over the house.
and last was tonight that I don’t have any pictures for. Jaelyn came over to watch Bachelor Pad with me. don’t make fun. BLAKELEY was voted off and she was my favorite/best/worst person on the show. boooob
I’m so happy I can’t believe it
I’m sitting in the parking lot of Ashley’s apartment for an hour.5 until she gets home from work. PTL for Plants vs. Zombies on my ipad
i have such an exciting birthday weekend that’s about to happen and i can’t believe it
and
to set things straight.
I’VE BEEN REBLOGGED BEFORE AND I DIDN’T KNOW IT AND I LOVE JULIA SO MUCH SERIOUSLY. i just want to be famous
lol the delegates voting for Santorum. I thought he was long gone?
Also. I like Chris Christie a lot
guys
when I was riding my bike today my leg got in the way of the wheel when i was making a turn so i wiped out in the middle of the street. i was in the middle of snooping a policeman because i wanted to see a bust in my neighborhood but THANKFULLY he saw me and yelped out of his car to help. not a scratch on my cute little body
moral of the story:
1. i love cops
and don’t make such wide turns
SEVEN YEAR accident anniversary today. I made brownies and took them to work for celebration but forgot to take a picture of Madison with one. But whatever because food pictures are nast
happy anniversary to meeeeeeeee
whenever I’m in a good mood I remember that Chase has a girlfriend and it neutralizes me again
“When I was born the doctors told my parents that it was a giant possibility that I would come out as a vegetable. Like, literally.”
literally?