i can’t believe this is a commercial i have tears 

look what I found

this is funny to me. maybe you had to be there

oh my gosh Mom when she drinks. HAHA

Can we all just listen to this song and know that I bought this cd when I was a senior in high school

I’m in the mood to dance tonight

but instead

I’m in a dark room

being a mortgage banker

:(

DRIED APPLES BRO

stuck in my head for so long

the clean version. for the world

today I have clear eyelashes

Dad quoting Hannah Montana lyrics. YEESH

i just watched someone beautiful pick her nose

CAME TO VISIT

Mr. Bean is my favorite olympian

I just watched a movie called From Prada to Nada. so gud

marathon training day ONE 

my sexy pink pouch

Chloe got a haircut. hahaha ugly

did anyone see the giant baby at the olympics ceremony? ohmygosh

my dorky parents with flashlights on their readers

HAPPY 26 anniversary 

i get really excited about these clinical trials and forget that other people aren’t/have no reason to be. so i’m going to chill

this keeps happening to my face but i think it makes me look asian so i keep it

if I put a DONATE button on my blog will everyone start sending me moneys